The Virtual Academic: a random sentence generator

Pootwattle, the Virtual Academic(TM)

Welcome! To see a random sentence, just click the "generate" button below, and Pootwattle, our Virtual Academic(TM), will write one for you. You may generate as many random sentences as you can stand. If you're the do-it-yourself type, you may write your own instead.

Special bonus! Today is your lucky day. Smedley, our Virtual Critic(TM), will write a review of Pootwattle's sentence for you -- at no extra charge!

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